The best joke is sometimes the classic knock knock joke. Here are a few classics.
Interrupting dyslexic cow
Yoda lady who?
VE VILL ASK THE QUESTIONS
Who’s There ?
The Who ?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind…it’s pointless.
cows go who?
no silly, cows go MOO!
What do you call a person with no arms or legs?
I don’t know what do you call them?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the village idiot’s house.
To whom. (said in a condescending tone.)
Someone too short to reach the doorbell!
Olive you very much