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Knock knock…

 

The best joke is sometimes the classic knock knock joke. Here are a few classics.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting dyslexic cow
Interrupting dysle-
OMO!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda lady.
Yoda lady who?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?
KGB
KGB Wh-
VE VILL ASK THE QUESTIONS

Knock Knock.
Who’s There ?
The.
The Who ?
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind…it’s pointless.

knock knock
who’s there?
cows go
cows go who?
no silly, cows go MOO!

What do you call a person with no arms or legs?
I don’t know what do you call them?
Jeffrey
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Not Jeffrey

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the village idiot’s house.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The chicken!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
To whom. (said in a condescending tone.)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Someone too short to reach the doorbell!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you very much

 

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